primitive events

your party. your rules.

At Primitive, events aren’t polished or predictable, they’re alive. The music’s up, patches are flying, presses are hot, and people are laughing. Every guest leaves holding something they created and a memory they won’t forget. Birthdays, girls’ nights, bachelorettes, fundraisers—whatever the reason, the vibe is always the same: real, bold, unforgettable.

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Upcoming events

Kids Birthdays

Forget the bounce house. Kids want to get hands-on and walk away with something they can brag about. At Primitive, they dive into the patch wall, pick hats, tees, or bags, and design them start to finish. We press everything on the spot, so they leave with gear they built themselves. Parents call it easy and stress-free. Kids call it the best party ever.

Girls’ night & bachelorettes

This isn’t a paint-and-sip. It’s wilder, messier, and way more fun. You and your crew raid the patch wall, design custom gear, and laugh until your faces hurt. No sashes, no gimmicks—just real, one-of-a-kind pieces you’ll actually wear. The photos? Legendary. The best part? Waking up the next day knowing nobody else has what you made.

Private events & pop-upsw

This isn’t a paint-and-sip. It’s wilder, messier, and way more fun. You and your crew raid the patch wall, design custom gear, and laugh until your faces hurt. No sashes, no gimmicks – just real, one-of-a-kind pieces you’ll actually wear. The photos? Legendary. The best part? Waking up the next day knowing nobody else has what you made.